K-Fed Update

We are sitting here reading celebrity gossip/crosswording (guess who's doing what) and we stumbled upon this gem:



We also found out how much Britney and K-Fed spend each month.

Courtesy of People.com:

Britney's Expenses:
• $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $49,267 on mortgage payments
• $16,000 on clothes
• $4,758 on eating out
• $2,500 on phone bills

Kevin's Expenses:
• $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $7,500 on rent
• $2,000 on clothes
• $1,500 on eating out
• $750 on phone bills

Kevin the Moustache is currently traveling through the waterworks, because he got removed from his facial home and washed down the sink this morning. Maybe he'll fall into mutagenic ooze and meet up with some sewer rats like Splinter, the leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maybe he'll become a ninja moustache.

Just thought you should know.