I've decided to honor this soon-to-be-defunct handlebar moustache with a name. He shall be known as "El Stāche" (yes, pronounced with the long "a"). It would be wise not to make eye contact when looking at El Stāche because you will likely become weak in the knees and become overcome with a desire to submit your will to El Stāche's. Excuse another Lord of the Rings reference, but El Stāche is the closest thing to the eye of Sauron outside of Middle Earth. Also, El Stāche might steal your soul.
This is a completely accurate depiction of Alison's relationship with El Stāche. She hates him with her whole soul (which she has managed to retain despite El Stāche's constant presence) and wishes for his speedy demise.
4 comments:
El Stache is scary. I was surprised how thick it really is. Do I need to come rescue my sister from the evil of El Stache?
25 miles is actually pretty far. Way to go you two. I actually think your stache is pretty cool...maybe Alison just needs to get used to it. Maybe not?!?
Oops, I am on someone elses computer checking blogs. The comment above was made by me...Becky Rogers
I dig El Stache. Maybe there will be a sequel ...
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