That's right, it was the Pontiac Aztek. I was terrified and angry. Driving one of these cars is irresponsible. The Aztek is easily the ugliest car on American roads and I hate it. It reminds me of this abomination that I used to see in France:
This is known as the Fiat Multipla. It was designed by Homer J. Simpson. The upper row of headlights is uglier than Large Marge.
These cars fill me with so much rage that I have to give myself a test for steroids after I see them to be sure that Alison isn't injecting me with performance enhancing drugs in my sleep so that I can be in the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame.
9 comments:
you are hilarious! i cant stop laughing. that is pretty ugly.
kristi
The "Dolphin" as I called it in Poland, was nearly the ugliest car in the world, but don't forget the El Camino-esque Chevy Avalanche when it first came out. All plastic hideousness. Good call on the Aztec.
Thanks for introducing Sharon to Pee Wee Herman.
Isn't the Aztec the one that has a tent attachment for the trunk so you can "camp out" in the back?
I didn't even notice the upper row of lights until you pointed them out-weird!
what an abomination! I laugh until my sides hurt every time I tune into your blog. You two are legit (as my son would say)
Loves
I think you may have anger issues.
My ranting on the internet doesn't mean that I have anger issues. It only means that I'm American.
We used to call it the fat roll car in the Netherlands.
Yes, we had a neighbor with an Aztec, same color, too, and I used to cringe whenever I saw it driving up or down the street. But what can I say? We used to drive an AMC Pacer, truly the ugliest car of all time. What a come-down from my first car, a great little standard Saab 99e!
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