The Mrs. forget to include one crucial part of the car story.
Once, way back when the Mr. was intermittently trying to sell the Olds (and still pricing it too high for the guy who wanted it so badly), the Mr. received this text:
"RU willing 2 trade for tattoos?"
The Mr. assumed the text referred to the car although he was never quite certain. Nonetheless, the answer was no.
Also, here are pictures of the baby sitter:
6 months ago